Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
A dank statement.
Karma?
At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!
Shellular*, of course...
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
A sub-woofer
The posters.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
To go to /r/antijokes