What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.