What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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