What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.