Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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Jockey and Jill!

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He couldn't handle his boos.

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Boo-ah!

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What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water