How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.