What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.