What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'