What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Dead Centipede Jokes More Dead Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.