What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.