What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

Phil Jokes More Phil Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park