I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A cross trainer.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A dead centipede.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Their stuff is always cut.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Harrelson's woodie.
There's no place like cd "
A place where people parked their camels !
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
How should I know?
A pumpkin!
A Serj Protector.