Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.