Baking Bad
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The toothfairy.
A centipede on meth.
He was out of meth.
Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.
He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
Geek Squad
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Money.
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Paddy O'Furniture!
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
They both can ruin a neighborhood.
A: Someone whose career is in ruins.
A churro.
They keep slipping off.
Because it was baked.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
About 60 pounds.
