Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!