They pilaf. I'll show my way out
He had Jello fever!
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
I cry when I chop an onion.
Rice.
Getting hit by Rice
A rental car.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
With a pilaf.
