What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.