What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.