What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets