What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common?

Neither can achieve an election

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.