Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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An itssoroomy.

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Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.