Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.