What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.