What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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How old are your kids?

kids "

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day