Al Qaeda Jokes

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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An order for two large plains.

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