Al Qaeda Jokes

What is Al Qaeda's favourite team?

New York Jets

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What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team?

The New York Jets ( )

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

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Because he's nobody's fool!

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

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Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!