What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

Microbiologist Jokes More Microbiologist Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.