What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.