What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.