What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton