Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*