Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.