Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.