How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"