How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man