How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.