Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.