What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu