What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.