What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.