What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: