What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !