What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.