What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp