Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Using the lords name in vanity

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Because droids can't get service.

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BB-L8

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for