Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.