Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )