Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.