What number is higher than infinity?

420

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.