How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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Because they Marry Christmas!