How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.