Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Cauchy Jokes More Cauchy Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like