Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.