Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Cauchy Jokes More Cauchy Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.