Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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It doesn't protect from harmful rays

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.