What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo