What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What's the difference between U and I?

J