Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"