Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know