Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.