How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

follow the Fresh Prints!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What do you call a spouse of 30 years?

A stalemate.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.