What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016