Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.