Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear