Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.