What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.