Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.