Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.