Because proper tea is theft.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
Serving dual porpoises!
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Because property is theft.