Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Punt Jokes More Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("