Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.