Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.