Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.