What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.