Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
My erection.
This place feels earie.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
It means urine business.
Gee, you knit
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.