Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.