What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.