What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern