What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!