Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.