How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.