Satisfy Jokes

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore?

Two men-a-night!

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens get strong?

They egg-cersize.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.